| |
| |
|
| The President And His Small Dog
Political Jokes
Submitted by Joe Cirillo The former President is disembarking his private plane, carrying his tiny dog.
One of his Secret Service men says, "Nice dog, sir."
The President says, "Thanks, I got it for the former First Lady."
The Secret Service man replies, "Nice trade, sir."
|
|
| |
|
| |
| No Tables At the Restaurant
One Liner Jokes
Submitted by Kyoto I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.
I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"
Six couples got up and quickly left.
|
|
| |
|
| |
|
| Thought Of The Day: He That Says Farewell "Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."
- J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
| |
Connect With Us
 
You received this email because you signed up for email notifications from AJokeADay.com.
To opt out of these emails unsubscribe here.
JokePrize, Inc.
999 E Touhy Ave, Ste. 500, Des Plaines, IL 60018
1995-2025 © All rights reserved. |
| |
