Wearing Glasses

Stealing iPhones Puns Submitted by Danny Jackson There is a guy stealing iPhones around town... At some point he's going to face time!

Wearing Glasses Doctor Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A man went to his doctor and said, "Help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is getting worse." The doctor asked the man to look out the window. "Tell me what you see," he said, pointing. "I see the sun," the man replied. The doctor turned to him and asked, "Just how much farther do you want to see?"

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