That's A Good GPA

Supporting A Family Relationship Jokes Submitted by ERS The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend's father, "Son, can you support a family?" "Well, no, sir," he replied, caught off-guard by the question. "Your daughter and I were thinking we'd just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."

That's A Good GPA College Jokes Submitted by HENNE At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated by attending a late night campus party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many any "potential dates" at the party. "Oh, I'm much more attracted to the strong academic types than to the party animals," she said. "What's your G.P.A.?" Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about 25 in the city and 40 on the highway."

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