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Do Not Walk Into Class Kid Jokes Submitted by Elizabeth Billy walks into class late. His teacher says, "Billy, do not walk into class late again." The next day Billy crawls into class late once again. His teacher says, "Billy, I thought I told you not to come into class late?" Billy responds, "No, you told me I couldn't walk into class late."

Special Order Misc Jokes Submitted by Leibel A man goes into a coffee shop and says, "I would like one of your special breakfasts." "No problem," comes the reply from behind the counter. "But I want it my way," says the man. "What do you mean 'your way'?" asks the waiter. The man says, "Well, I want the eggs only half done," he says. "I want the baked beans done so they are baking hot on the top and freezing cold on the bottom. I want the bacon stuck to the plate with grease, with more rind than actual bacon. I want fried bread so greasy that the grease pours out of it." "I don't have the time to do all that!" replies the waiter. "Well it seemed you had the time yesterday!" answers the guest.

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