Slow Racehorse

Perpetual Voter Political Jokes Submitted by S.Sovetts I may not be around in 2084... But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!

Slow Racehorse Animal Jokes Submitted by merk The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. "Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?" "Sure I could have, but you know we're supposed to stay on the horse."

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