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| Old Guy Working Out
Elderly Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady.
He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby.
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| Unintended Proposal
Sport Jokes
Submitted by HENNE A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action.
A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year."
His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, "That's the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow to propose to a girl, but I'll take it!"
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| Thought Of The Day: If We Learn Nothing "If we learn nothing else from this tragedy, we learn that life is short and there is no time for hate."
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