الثلاثاء، 19 مارس 2024

Two Snakes are Walking

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The Prime Minister
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Submitted by Gegg Smith

When my wife told me that the Prime Minister of Canada got re-elected, I thought she was lying.

It's Trudeau.

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Two Snakes are Walking
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Submitted by Anonymous

Two snakes are walking down the street. "Oh man, I have to ask you something," the little one said.

"What is it?"

"Are we dangerous? You know, venomous?"

The other one said, "Of course we are, why?"

"Because I just bit myself!"

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