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A Light Bottle

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The Dead Baker
Police Jokes
Submitted by Rosalita

Why couldn't the police identify the dead baker?

He was a John Dough!

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A Light Bottle
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Submitted by Tomr

A friend and I were in a bar fight with the bar bully.

We took him to court for medical costs for stitches and a concussion when he hit my buddy with a beer bottle.

The judge asked him what he had to say for himself. He said, "Your honor, I only used a lite beer!"

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The first man to achieve powered flight was from Ohio. The first man to orbit the Earth was from Ohio. The first man to walk on the moon was from Ohio. Why does everyone want to get out of Ohio?

A redneck named Willie closed down the local tavern and climbed into his pickup a little drunk. Suddenly, a piston blew. Willie was mad as hell as he walked home, down the lonely country road. After a while, a bunch of rednecks in another pickup stopped and yelled, "What's the matter, Willie?" Willie replied, "Piston broke!" The other redneck responded, "Shit! We're all pissed 'n broke. Climb in. We'll take ya home!"


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