Dinner Tonight

Broken Arm Doctor Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 A guy goes to the doctor. Guy: "Doc, I think I broke my arm in three places." Doctor: "Well, don't go to those places!"

Dinner Tonight Elderly Jokes Submitted by HENNE Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand, can take me out to dinner tonight!" A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and replies, "Close enough!"

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