الجمعة، 8 مارس 2024

Swallowing a Coin

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It's Not for the Animals
Food Jokes
Submitted by ERS

When I met my now wife, I asked if she was vegetarian because she really loved animals.

She responded, "No, I just really hate vegetables."

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Swallowing a Coin
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Submitted by merk

The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes on the back, and so he coughed the coin out.

"I don't know how to thank you, doc..." his mother started.

"I'm not a doctor," the man replied, "I'm from the IRS."

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