الخميس، 29 فبراير 2024

[CyberJoke3000] February 29, 2024

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Happy Leap Day!

CyberJokester Jean Melvin sends along this wonderful video where Rick Beato shares what he feels is the greatest solo ever, by legendary pianist Oscar Peterson. I couldn't watch it without smiling all the way through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj93v9j2A4A

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Jim, did you call your boss a liar?" "Yep." "And did you call him stupid?" "Yep." "And did you call him an opinionated, bullheaded egomaniac?" "No, but hang on while I write that one down!"

A secretary in the hospital after having her appendix removed, was visited by a co-worker. "How are things at the office, Claudia?" she asked. Claudia replied, "It's going well. Everyone is sharing your work. Jody is making the coffee, Louise is playing solitaire, and Cathy is blowing Mr. Robinson!"


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الأربعاء، 28 فبراير 2024

Missing Husband

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Money Under The Pillow
Money Jokes
Submitted by Arthur Art Will Williams

"I wonder why old man Smith puts all his savings under his pillow every night?"

"Maybe he wants people to know that he has enough money to retire on?"

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Missing Husband
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair, and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report.

She replies, "Just because I reported him missing doesn't mean I want him back!"

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