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My horse now only comes out of her stable after dark. She's become a night mare!

Why do men have two heads and women four lips? Because men do all the thinking and women do all the talking!


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الأحد، 21 أبريل 2024

Little Johnny Goes Fishing

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Going To A Nude Beach
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Submitted by nerdasaurus

My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach.

It turned out to be a ticket to no wear.

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Little Johnny Goes Fishing
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Little Johnny's father took him on a fishing trip to Canada.

On returning home after catching only three fish his father says, "The way I figure it each fish cost us $400!"

Little Johnny replied, "Well, at that price it's a good thing we didn't catch any more of them than we did."

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