George and the Dragon

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George and the Dragon Misc Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 A stranded motorist knocked on the door of an inn named "George and the Dragon." "Could you spare a poor stranded motorist a bite to eat?" he asked the woman who answered the door. "No!" she screamed, slamming the door. A few seconds later he knocked again. The same woman answered the door. "Could I please have a bite to eat?" he asked again. "Get out, you good-for-nothing!" shouted the woman. "And don't you ever come back!" After a few minutes there's another knock at the door. The woman comes to the door. "Pardon," said the motorist, "but could I have a few words with George this time?"

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